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ucbook.jpg (310182 bytes) Michael Hearst – Unusual Creatures (112 pg Hardback book) 2012
With humor and flair, Michael Hearst introduces the reader to a wealth of extraordinary life-forms. Which animal can be found at the top of Mount Everest? Which animal poops cubes? Which animal can disguise itself as a giant crab? It’s all here! Click here for more information.

$16.95

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sfuc.jpg (310182 bytes) Michael Hearst – Songs For Unusual Creatures (CD) 2012
An album of instrumental songs for kids AND adults, featuring the Kronos Quartet, The Microscopic Septet, Margaret Leng Tan, the LEMUR Robots, and some of the strangest musical instruments you’ve never heard of! Click here for more information.

$13.95

uccombo.jpg (310182 bytes) Michael Hearst – Unusual Creatures (book) PLUS Songs For Unusual Creatures (CD) 2012
Buy the book and CD together and save! Click here for more information.

$25.95

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recipe.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero – The Recipe Project (116 pg Hardback book with CD) 2011
Featuring essays, interviews, and recipes from David Chang, Chris Cosentino, Mario Batali, Isa Chandra Moskowitz, Michael Symon, Mark Kurlansky, and many more. The recipes have been set to music and sung WORD FOR WORD in the musical style suggested by the chef! Click here for more information.
Want the book signed? Just email us and let us know.


$19.95

planets.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero – Planets (CD) 2010
In approaching the hundredth anniversary of Gustav Holst’s The Planets, One Ring Zero believed it was time to revisit the solar system. Herewith, therefore, an album of new compositions to capture the splendor and complexity of our celestial neighbors. Yes, Pluto is included! Click here for more information.
Click here for liner notes.


$11.99

planets.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero – Planets (Japanese Edition CD) 2010
In approaching the hundredth anniversary of Gustav Holst’s The Planets, One Ring Zero believed it was time to revisit the solar system. Herewith, therefore, an album of new compositions to capture the splendor and complexity of our celestial neighbors. Yes, Pluto is included!. Click here for more information.
$19.99

Also available in Japan from
Moor Works

tenyears.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero – Ten Years Of Extra Stuff (Digital Download) 2009
In celebration of One Ring Zero’s 10 Year Anniversary we have created this special album featuring 27 tracks of previously unreleased material, including remixes, demos, and such hits as “Failed Febreze Commercials,” “Theme to ‘Mork & Mindy’,” and Michael Chabon’s rejection letter song.

This album is available from iTunes.
Click here for liner notes.

live.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero РLive at Barb̬s (CD) 2008
A live performance by ORZ at their home venue, Barbès. Featuring Joshua Camp (accordion, piano, vocals), Michael Hearst (theremin, claviola, guitar, vocals), Timothy Quigley (drums), Ian Riggs (bass), Ben Holmes (trumpet), and special guests vocalist Hanna Cheek and Olivier Conan. Click here for a complete track list and for mp3 samples.
$10.99

SFICT Michael Hearst – Songs For Ice Cream Trucks (CD) 2007
A solo album by Michael Hearst of One Ring Zero. Are you tired of hearing the same old two or three ice cream truck songs over and over? Michael Hearst certainly is. That’s why he created an entire album of NEW songs for ice cream trucks. Click here for more information.
$11.99

wtu.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero Wake Them Up (CD) 2006
Accordions, theremins, glockenspiels, and claviolas combine to create One Ring Zero’s latest album Wake Them Up, featuring songs about marching mannequins, decrepit trailer parks, and Siamese twins.
$12.99

wtujapan.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero – Wake Them Up (Japanese Edition CD) 2007
LIMITED EDITION COLLECTOR’S ITEM: The Japanese release of “Wake Them Up,” complete with a slick new cover, two previously unreleased bonus songs, and lots of liner notes… in Japanese! (note: songs are not sung in Japanese, sorry.)
$19.99

Also available in Japan from
Moor Works

asawa.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero – As Smart As We Are (CD and Hardcover Book) 2004
As Smart As We Are, births the equation Atwood + Auster + Eggers + Lethem + Moody and the like + One Ring Zero = A BEAUTIFUL SHEBANG OF LITERARY AND AURAL MISCHIEF.” -The Village Voice CLICK HERE to learn more.

$13.99

asawa.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero – As Smart As We Are (CD/DVD) 2006
In this re-release of the “author project” by Barbes Records, the CD is packaged in a standard jewel case and is accompanied by a DVD of music videos made by fans, friends, and professions. (See Addendum below)


$13.99

memorandum.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero – Memorandum (CD) 2002
“The swell Memorandum, not unlike Combustible Edison’s finest moments, could have played in the background of a Balkan embassy party in the 1930s. No wonder Rick Moody contributes lyrics and vocals to a couple of tracks.” -Time Out New York
$11.99

interludes.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero – Interludes And Out-Takes From The Pumpkin Pie Show (CD) 2001
Novelist Clay McLeod Chapman’s off-broadway sensation The Pumpkin Pie Show featured live, original music by One Ring Zero. As the album title states, this CD contains many of the interludes and out-takes from the show.
$11.99
alice.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero – alice (CDR) 2001
Commissioned by the Star Foster / Dance Project, alice is the soundtrack to a full-length modern dance concert–based on the children’s novel Alice In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll.
$9.99
tranzparty.jpg (310182 bytes) One Ring Zero – Tranz Party (CDR) 1999
“Jewish wedding music played by ghosts and goblins, a buzzingly angular Balkan soundscape…” -Throttle Magazine
$9.99
addendumsmall.jpg One Ring Zero – ADDENDUM – A Collection Of One Ring Zero Music Videos Made By The General Public (DVD) 2005
Not only does this DVD contain twenty-one ORZ music videos made by a variety of amateurs, professionals, fans, and friends, but it also has bonus features such as Jonathan Ames telling the Hairy Call story in his own words, Margaret Atwood playing theremin with ORZ in Toronto, and a rare performance by ORZ on an absurd television talk show. Click here to learn more.
$14.99
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One Ring Zero – The Sirens of Red Hot EP (Red Vinyl) 2003

Side A: 1) Burt verses Bert 2) The Carnival Man in Purgatory (accoustic version)
Side B: 1) The Sirens of Red Hot 2) The Uberlude

This EP is available from Isota Records.
Also downloadable from iTunes

ORZ T-shirt

Rick Moody and One Ring Zero (CD /EP) 2004
Over 20 minutes of spoken word performance from acclaimed novelist Rick Moody (The Ice Storm, Demonology), with musical improvisation by One Ring Zero.

This EP is available from Isota Records
and Amazon.com

ORZ T-shirt One Ring Zero – t-shirt with Altimeter Logo (Brown)
$14.99
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ORZ T-shirt One Ring Zero – t-shirt with Altimeter Logo (Navy)
$14.99
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ORZ T-shirt One Ring Zero – ladies t-shirt with Altimeter Logo (Baby Blue)

$14.99
Ladies Size 1 Only

ORZ T-shirt One Ring Zero – ladies intimates with altimeter logo
(Note: This item matches the Baby Blue Ladies T-shirt!)
$6.99
Ladies Size 2 Only

ORZ Onesie Onsie Ring Zero with Altimeter Logo (Red)

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